Stop saying “The cake is a lie”.

Portal was a fantastically creative and entertaining video game. However, your incessant repetition of the catchphrases it spawned is anything but creative or entertaining. More time has probably been spent mindlessly droning on about cakes being lies than actually playing the fucking game.

You can only say it if

If you are Jonathan Coulton, you may quote Portal and sing about it all you wish. Otherwise, please refrain. And, for God’s sake, don’t get the Weighted Companion Cube permanently tattooed to your flesh. What the hell is wrong with you?

Please, link others here. You may also peruse the other words and phrases nobody should say or ruin.