Stop saying “Pie”, “Cheese” or “Waffles”.

You are not 13, and Invader Zim shouldn’t amuse you anymore. It does not matter whether you prefer to exclaim “RASPBERRY RED DONUTS!” or “BEWARE THE EMPIRE OF CHEEZ” when amongst friends, all these pitiful attempts at being funny fall under the same category—dull, unfunny, childish attempts at being random.

You can only say it if

If you are 13 and do not care what the grown ups think, go ahead. Maybe it’s funny to you. But be cautious—it’s a bad habit to develop. Absurdity may be the foundation of levity, but this is the crudest form of the absurd and you shouldn’t make it a habit.

Please, link others here. You may also peruse the other words and phrases nobody should say or ruin.
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