Ha ha, you are funny because you corrupt words like a newbie. This stopped being funny halfway through the short period in 2000–2001 when Jeff K’s website was still updating regularly. This also applies to watered down forms of that kind of humour, like “interweb”.
It really isn’t worth saying, anymore. Jeff K is still funny to read privately, but mainly as a work of nostalgic interest. Leave TXET LIEK THIS in the history books.
Please, link others here. You may also peruse the other words and phrases nobody should say or ruin.
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