It’s like sucking on your thumb to look cuter. You are not a baby. You shouldn’t act like one. Saying “I can has” or “she can has” or “it can has” is stupid for that reason alone, as well as the fact it has been run into the ground alongside sister memes like OM NOM NOM. If you’re trying to be cute, find some other schtick that’s not as overexposed. If you’re trying to make a vaguely hip\ironic meme reference, realise that for all but the idiots, this one is over.
Only if you’re mocking the lolcat phenomenon.
Please, link others here. You may also peruse the other words and phrases nobody should say or ruin.
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